Professor John Dolittle Phd.(pathological head destroyer) stated today that he had been in close touch with the animal population, and that they wanted to bring a class action suit agianst the federal government, as well as human kind at large.
So, the rat population got together first, and with Ben Vector(retired actor from 1972) as their rat rep. and Professor Dolittle as their translator, they…Please Click To Continue
This satirical story was inspired by Professor Cass Sunstein’s confirmation by the senate, this year. What makes him so unusual is that he has been working with activists in Spain to gain human rights for Apes.
I hope you enjoy the story….
Advertisement
Hilarious!